Knee Walker
My great aunt Selma won’t wear a bra and her breasts keep getting caught under her walker; what do I do?
It is so bad that the last time she went to the doctor complaining of pain under her left breast, it turned out to be a trick knee! She doesn’t like to wear bras, though; she says at her age, no one is looking, so it doesn’t matter. How can I convince her to kennel those puppies?
Why don’t you treat your aunt Selma to a breast reduction surgery with implants that would make her boobs look like she’s a young woman again.
She might start strutting her stuff to the point where she feels so young that she doesn’t need the walker anymore.
I guess what I’m suggesting is that instead of kenneling them, you contribute to making them look like puppies again. Your auntie would never forget your kindness. You’d always be her favorite.
Knee Walker – Knee Scooter
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